please stop
A note on the communal MS fridge said today
"I do not appreciate someone stealing my food. Please stop"
The childishness of taking someone else's food from a fridge supposedly utilized by grownups, could only be matched by the childishness of the note's script. Round letter as and es like you would see on the front of a girl's fourth grade notebook.
Given the regularlty in which things die in that fridge anyway, I think the thief deserves a medal of bravery.