halloween candy
Are you trying to get rid of it?
- Ours is in a super secret location upstairs.
- To retrieve halloween candy, you hand me a ghost shaped tin, and play with your brother nicely.
- During this time, I slink upstairs and fill the tins from the secret location.
- You must open the candy for your brother if he can't open it himself.
And, on the topic of school lunches
- You will never get halloween candy in your lunch unless you do a better job with lunch
- Throwing it away at school does not count
- Perhaps lunch should be a treasure hunt, where I thread a secret location with a golden thread redeemable for halloween candy at home later for after dinner.
- I know that you have enough time, that you will not get to recess any faster by ignoring your lunch. There is no bell that rings. I have spoken with your teacher and I know.
- please eat.
And on loose teeth, the interesection of the topics
- You can't possibly want to each halloween candy with all those loose teeth.
- Of course you can still eat apples in your lunch. We'll slice them for you.
- My little boy has loose teeth! My sweet little boy!
- One should not go trick or treating if one has all one's grownup teeth.
That's about it!