jokes
Realizing today that our old friend Jack Bauer might be great material for some jokes. Beyond making fun of the actor's name, that is. When your mom names you after a slavic yogurt drink you have to wonder what nicknames she had in mind. The big yogurt. Yo, man. Acid off of us. Go cover a raisin, why don't you, son. That's the way.
At any rate.
Q: How many Jack Bauers does it take to screw in a light bulb. (I'm still working on this one).
A: A possibiity: One to torture the bulb, another to file an investigation, and Chloe.
Q: What does Jack Bauer want on his spaghetti?
A: meetBALL, meetBALL, meetBALL, meetBALL.
Yes that one translates into text horribly. Let it be known that I do a great imitation of the little electronic heartbeat thing. The unfortunate thing is, I have been trying out Jott, and waiting for a good idea to run through the service. The first thing that comes to me is an audio sound effect pun. Sigh.