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October 27, 2004

returned lyrics

I saw U2 in Portland, oh, back in 2001 or so, where Bono repeated his request for the return of his 1981 lyrics. (However, I believe he said it was a "rucksack" and not a briefcase, I remember because rucksack is an unusual word around here, so "euro"). His appeal gnawed at me and I made some progress outlining a novel I would write based on the adventures those lyrics would have since their disappearance.

However, the lyrics have been found! So I will have to re-think the idea, or use the good parts for something else.

The thing I especially had to offer that project was the ability to guess what the content of those lyrics might be. I was all over October at a pivotal time for me musically and emotionally. I listened to it on my paper route in the morning using my walkman. While technically flawed, the album embodies what I still believe it means to carry yourself in the world. Heady stuff.

So, in my potential novel I would have the lyrics discovered by an up and coming singer, and secretly used for her first album which is a hit. Then the scandal breaks, the world finds out that a) she doesn't write her own lyrics, and b) oh by the way, it's Bono's lyrics. The theft is not her fault, it's her older brother who's friend stole them in the first place.

Of course there's this other subplot of the tortured music critic and his savant housemate from college, how he discovers the girl's band and stakes his credibility on their ascent, only to discover that talent and credibility are not what he expects. He goes real nutty after a freak accident and takes a vow of silence, the details of which comprise the climax of the book. I'm trying to work in a madcap caper in there somehow during this vow of silence for the music critic. Everything works out OK though, very deconstructionist but compassionate point. I wanted it to be a book Bono would enjoy reading.

The magical thing about the true story is, what would cause a thief to keep the pages? U2 was not a big band in those days. No paparazzi. Would someone, looking for money and instead finding heartfelt declarations of sanity, as undoubtedly those lyrics must have been, decide to tuck it away somewhere rather than throwing it in the trash? Imagine how good the lyrics would have to be in order to stop a thief in his/her tracks this way. Magic.

October 26, 2004

program manager interview tips

I'm almost two months into my job search. The economy must truly be getting better, or else my recent MS work experience has helped a lot. Even though I am not at the offer stage, I still have lots of interviews.

If interviews are scarce as hen's teeth, what I usually do is plan and overplan for the interview. I realize that every team is different, and I may need to reinterpret my key offerings on the fly to best match the team. It's what I would do on my first day of work anyway. However, the mental agility it requires is tremendous. Even if you're Michael Jordan, you still might not have a stellar game on the day you sub in to the Sonics.

Overplanning is a problem, well documented as hiring managers and recruiters wishing that candidates would act more natural, and listen, and answer the question that was asked rather than the prepared answer. So I make sure my mental indexing system is alive while I'm listening, and if an anecdote scores more than 80% on the question-match criteria, I use it as my answer. This is much harder than simply preparing. It's like giving six powerpoint presentations at once without the benefit of notes.

Right now, interviews are *not* as scarce as hen's teeth, so I might actually be doing better on the ones I don't prepare for. Go figure.

I'm using this entry to document key learnings from this search so far. Note that they may only apply to program managers in the tech industry, at the 7-10 year experience level. But what the heck, what's relevant to me is what's relevant to you, right? Now, in no particular order:

* Everyone will ask you your salary requirements right away, even before the telephone interview. This is new since the last time I looked in 2002. However, what you should know is that the middle has fallen out of the pay scale for program managers. With 1-2 years experience, you should expect 50k. Pennies. Expect a situation where people let you screw up now and again. With 7-10 years experience, you should expect 70k. What if you're in the middle? Depends on what you think the employer is looking for, and how gutsy you feel. But do yourself a favor and don't ask for a modest 65k. It might even be the reason you don't get the job.
* You might have lots of ideas and lots of passion to bring to the table, on top of your experience and your technical skills. Do not talk about your ideas. This is not a pitch meeting. This is an interview. If you keep it to experience and technical skills, the interview will go better. I know, it's your ideas that really set you apart as a candidate. Forget about it. It will be your ideas that set you apart as an employee. How is that so bad, really. The only exception is if people ask you for any entrepreneurial ideas on the subject at hand. Offer one very simple thing, not a manifesto. But quickly change the subject back to your skills and experience. Why? The person you're talking to might wish they had come up with something like that, or they already have and dismissed it. Or, the person might think you won't be a fit for the organization, always promoting your own ideas. Also, a pitch meeting requires ideas that are thought out completely. Yours might not, and your interviewer will not brainstorm with you. Do you want to be judged on the merits of a half-baked idea? Minimally, you should treat your ideas with respect and don't give them away for free.
* Personality is key. You know you can do anything, and after a few questions your interviewer should be able to tell that you can solve most technical or management problems with a little effort. The only reason folks in the 7-10 year experience levels don't get jobs is because of personality. This is because if you were alive during the past 7 years, you will have enough experience for the job, period. For seekers in this category, treat personality as 2/3 of your grade. With that said, you have to be yourself, albeit a modest person with few ideas. :)
* Do not believe the reason why you didn't get the job. The company simply doesn't want to make you an offer. This is not a learning experience based on their feedback. All feedback why I am not made an offer is laughably wrong. Do not cycle into a loop about who you are, and why you don't come across a certain way. You came across just fine. This is simply a "no" answer, any qualifiers are superfluous.
* Small talk, from the door to the conference room, about your address or your commute, is the place where the personality score is determined. Do not take a break mentally during this time. I have done some really stupid things during this "off" time for interviews, and I swear I'm going to bring a stun gun to use on myself next time I turn off my interview brain during an interview. Stupid things include:
- Saying hi to a friend in the hallway. This makes your interviewer feel like they don't know anyone, or aren't businesslike about your time together.
- Allow small talk to get serious quickly. For example, for a long time we were renting our house, living all over the place, and keeping a PO box. So folks would ask about the address on my resume and I'd go straight to talking about the dotcom crash. Ulp.
- Small talk is where white lies come up. I don't even think about them, and either does anyone else, but believe me, people PROD. For example, I ran out of toner on my printer the night before the interview. My dh was working late, so I had him print my job application thingy on his work machine and bring it home in the dead of night. But to the interviewer I said "We stopped on our commute to pick this up." Why I did this I have no idea, becuase I also said I commuted on the bus, which turns a simple thing into a huge hardship and please just change the subject. So, less time memorizing what **r means or how to reverse a you know what, and more brain cells on keeping the mouth shut.
- This person is not your friend. They may be friendly, but it's not like standing in line at the coffee machine. You can't dig at ALL. For example, one interviewer said he interviewed at RN about the same time I joined. I said "I didn't think they were turning anyone away!" Really stupid thing to say. Kindof fun if you're a fun poker, but stupid nonetheless.
- Cockiness can reveal itself in subtle ways. All interviewers like to feel their job is important. If you say something like "I've interviewed here before, and we're just looking for the right group for me" it sounds cocky, as if the interviewer's opinion does not matter. I don't have a solution for this other than keep the mouth closed during all situations where you drop your guard. Save the chatter for design questions.

Wait, there's more!
* Third party recruiters are doing really good work right now. Do not ignore them. They used to be obnoxious but are no longer working that way.
* You HR person will ask you how can they help you through the interview process. They will seem really professional and caring. Do not believe it for a second. Yes, they are really professional and caring, but once you're done with your interview they completely change. This is part of looking for work. It's just like your realtor - they get paid by the person selling the house, so if you're looking, there's a subtle thing that happens at point of sale. Don't be surprised at this shift, and expect to not hear back promptly.
* There are only so many companies in the world. If you want to apply for work at this company again, in the case you, um, are "still looking for the right team," then you should know that everything every interviewer has said about you is in your permanent record which you can never personally read. So, in try #2, show your awareness about what went wrong on #1 and how you have remedied it. Note that try #2 has to be, say, a year or so later, if your remedy is to hold any weight.

October 21, 2004

non post

I've actually been posting, but not to this weblog. Instead, I "posted" to a text file on my local machine. The reason is that I'm interviewing right now, and not sure how much I should be broadcasting about that in real time. However, I'd be happy to update folks on e-mail, which stinks I know. There is no headline yet, I am not at the offer stage.

Do other webloggers have text files kicking around their machine too, perhaps too personal, sensitive, or scandalous to post?

October 18, 2004

projects are not mirrors

I'm reading Nicolas Shakespeare's biography on Bruce Chatwin. Relevant observations include how he became a better writer by running out of money, abandoning his long term project, and taking up a journalism job where he had a word count and a deadline every week.

It's wonderful to take on complicated projects because we are complicated ourselves. It affirms us. We think "Only something of this magnitude is worth putting everything into." The days are more dramatic, there is a rush for taking this on. The extreme projects gene is happy.

The smaller projects seem expendable, but they are sneaky in this way. Their simplicity allows you to do your best work. And that is definitely nontrivial.

October 13, 2004

Microsoft, the Musical

This is still kicking around my head. Perhaps it should be a podcast? I would need about 3 people interested in voiceover, a couple good singers and some mics.

Songs would include:

"I am the very model of a modern program manager"
(from hms pinafore)
"Keep management away from dev and who cares who gets mad at ya"

"Somehow, somewhere, we'll find a new way of shipping"
(from west side story)
"There's a place for us, perhaps it's Longhorn..."

"VP's lament"
(from guys and dolls)
"In other words, just from wondering whether the project is on or off, a person could develop a cough" [NJ accent required]

Plot is basically, duh, ship a product, but every key role expresses themself in song. Extra points for corny set-ups for bursting into song, like "Gosh that makes me remember..."

October 11, 2004

be impressive (cheer)

Today I'm completely excited it's Monday. I get to go down to Barnes and Noble downtown and read self help books. No, it's not what you think, I'm not cruising for a new daily schema. I'm working on my specification for Calendar People. I have such a fun idea about this, I'm sure it's going to work. I'll post the spec when I'm done.

I have three job interviews this week. But one of them is more special than the others, of course. I have that fluttery "in love" feeling, when I think about how I got asked back after the phone interview. I spent some time this weekend studying, but I put the flashcards down thinking, this is just like studying for a date. Can you imagine? (Be romantic! Don't scratch!) Studying would completely backfire and all I would think about is how to exude integrity from every pore, eclipsing my other wonderful qualities like my persistence and my bullheadedness (har).

Thanks folks for supporting me on posting about my cats. I might not have anything technical to post about until I'm working again. And that has to be OK.

This weekend my dh's Dad was here, saying "Well, you were able to stay home just at the right time, what with the baby and all!" I just looked at him and said "How bereft would you feel if you lost your job? I love that feeling of getting to work at 7, big cup of coffee, a whole day of work ahead of me. I'm just like you, it's the same thing." He has his own business and is raking in as many big deals as he can, traveling, the works. Perhaps what I said was a little harsh, but my kids deserve a mom thrilled out of her mind about her day.

October 09, 2004

all fashion and movie bashin

This weekend, I'm singlehandedly trying to bring macrame back in to fashion. All it takes is one person, one weekend, I'm sure. Everyone right now is all into yarn and ribbons, but wait until this macrame hits the streets, they won't know which way their knot is tied.

In case you missed the 70s, macrame is an often visually unpleasant form of the fiber arts. The process consists of taking colored burlap twine and tying it into knots. Occasionally, structural pieces and whimsical objects are added. Here is a picture.

By the way, if you have a choice about going to see Shark Tale, only go if you are the only parent and there is a kid you are taking with you. It's not worth the second ticket for the grownup.

Gads, have I turned into one of those webloggers who talks about her cats.

October 08, 2004

the scariest thing I've read all year

Here is the link. You have to scroll down to see JD's response to Mahadev. I quote:

Keep in mind that maybe you're looking for something that is what you *want* rather than what you can do well. I know people who really want to developers, but won't sit down at a computer and bang out code because it scares them. Or who develop small applications using frameworks but aren't driven to learn how it all works below the covers. Microsoft is not some magical place, but they do insist that developers know the internals of things and not just the surface.

Why this freaked me out:
* I think people will do really well at things they want to do. I absolutely do not want to teach school. I would be great at it without trying. Eventually I would stink, and become someone I do not want to be. As Dumbledore says, it's the choices that make the person, not that past.
* Nothing pushes my anxiety like thinking that I need to know everything. It's called being pragmatic, but whoa, if using the framework to code is not good enough then yowza, someone please give me 10 years to study and then come back to my current place in time.
* It sounds like lots of consolatory advice I've gotten, when trying to work at MS. Well meaning friends and relatives think I have a lot to offer. And they will say so. Especially in teaching. (Just kidding.)

I'm still a little freaked out from this, but here are some other thoughts that might be comforting to me later, after a good cry:
* It is absolutely impossible that everyone at Microsoft is completely evolved, managerially and technically.
* Microsoft is a magical place. There is simply room there to do great things. Everyone gets smarter when they are in a great environment.
* Lots of people want to do things perfectly. A better choice is to manage the imperfection.

October 07, 2004

consumer content creation

People have information overload. So, fine, we trim things down so that everyone is on a subscription model, or a permission-based model. But what can we download or subscribe to that will turn information into action?

We are information rich, and action poor. Please let me meet you if you are the opposite. It doesn't count to view information (reading, sending) AS action. Google juice and link love is not really doing something, nor is reading the paper.

Of course by this standard I hardly do anything.

These thoughts inspired by Scoble's message in a bottle to bill gates. Hello narrowcasted information. Hello consumer content creation. A flag that has flown proudly in the past, and will hopefully fly again.

October 06, 2004

queens and chicken

One day, as the story goes, the queen of england was faced with yet again a formal dinner. In front of her was a chicken drumstick, elegantly done of course, but there it was. Something must have snapped, because she quite naturally picked it up with her fingers to eat it, like anyone sensible would do at home. All of a sudden, it was "done." Millions of editions of emily post were revised.

A similar thing happened to me today from reading the MS jobsblog. They posed the question, how do you carefully and reasonably present yourself as a third party for recruiting in an e-mail. I thought about the problem, wrote a comment, and then today it happened. I got an e-mail that I would ordinarily have trashed. It made all the mistakes everyone discussed. But I considered the poor recruiter's perspective and said what the heck, I replied.

So all of a sudden it's "done."

October 05, 2004

WinFS sample

My spec portfolio is well along. I finished this specification in case I am ever applying to the WinFS team. It envisions how the desktop could take advantage of WinFS integration into the OS. Here's the link.

October 04, 2004

devin

My favorite microtonalist is splitting hairs again in his new blog.

Proof that a certain subject matter can be geeky without being the shiny new thing, or paying very well either.

podcast or audio blog

I just started reading Dave Winer again. I'm not sure why I stopped. Perhaps it's more interesting to me now that he's local, and there's more MS stuff happening. For example, I hope to get a report on the "new service" that the "bunch" of other bloggers were briefed on. (MS? Non-MS?)

Later: Oh, I think the meeting is about search. This via M-J Foley.

Through Winer's blog, I also found out about podcasting. Gnomedex is one of those conferences I'd go to if I had a junket budget. Anyway, apparently it was all the buzz there. Another definition is here. My definition: an audio blog with no UI problems.

October 01, 2004

never use this word

How confident am I about my job search? My resume has the word "hiatus" on it. Heh.

Last night I fell asleep thinking of the schema I was working on for my WinFS spec. I dreamt I was shopping at the Microsoft mall. Now, there isn't a Microsoft mall in real life, but here it was, kindof like Pro Club in its exclusivity except it was a mall. There was tons of stuff for sale presuming you worked at Microsoft. There was a gadget store and a travel agent. There was clothing for geeks, a utilaKilt boutique, the works. I was in the new mother store, where there was an extensive selection of fashionable and pratcial nursing bras. There was also tons of other forgiving yet flattering and incredibly stylish clothes. Lots of ribbons which are in right now. I was having a great time. All of a sudden my friend walked in and told me we were invited to BG's yacht, but we had to RUN. Funny, we had a great time running too.

Anyway, back to my schema.